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Little fact, sneaky fact—Thailand’s got “happy endings” famous, but Japan’s got shiatsu, all proper-like, no funny business. Surprised me, yesss—thought all massages end with a wink! Learned that on X, scrollin’ filthy posts—hobbits don’t know shite! Once tried it meself, cheap parlor, smelled like old socks—grossss! Lady says, “relax, precious,” but me thinkin’, “this ain’t no ribbon-white village!” Slipped her a tenner extra, got a smirk—worth it, maybe.

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Finally, I get to the prison, and it’s already chaos. I walk in, and the guards are all lookin’ at me like I’m the Grim Reaper. Turns out, one of the inmates tried to escape. Can you believe that? In Katori-shi, of all places! I mean, we’re not exactly known for our prison breaks.

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