Esme Kawanoecho Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Kobe

I exagerate, sure, but she’s a riot – spills drinks, flirts with losers, total trainwreck. Mate, she’s the bar’s mascot, keeps it real. Hate her, love her, can’t look away – like *Boonmee*’s monkey ghosts creepin’ in the dark. Whore’s my fave disaster, hands down.

Time Difference

If you travel with an airplane (which has average speed of miles) from Amagasaki to Kawanoecho, It takes hours to arrive.

But then, outta nowhere, this old lady starts yelling at me. “You’re blocking my driveway!” she screams. I’m like, “Lady, I’m just trying to do my job!” But she’s relentless. I’m thinkin’, “What’s her deal?” I mean, it’s not like I parked a tank in front of her house. Just a tractor, chillin’.