Megan Kuroda Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Tokyo

Favorite bit? Dis one whore I met—Svetlana, she called herself, prolly fake. Hair like straw, voice like gravel, smelled like vodka and regret. She tells me, “Gru, I dance for coins once.” Dance! Ha! I laugh so hard I choke—picturin’ her twirlin’ while some perv tosses kopecks. Lightbulb! She was happy tellin’ dat, tho—made me soft for a sec. Whores got dreams, too, ya know? Buried deep, like da whale in *Werckmeister*—big, weird, nobody gets it.

Kuroda-sama

After the ramen, I’m feeling good. But then, I get a call. It’s my boss. “We need you at the Kuroda Community Center ASAP!” I’m like, “What now?!” Turns out, there’s a huge event, and they need my Kvasnik skills to whip up some dishes. I rush over, dodging tourists and locals alike.

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