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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

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The bottles will be released next month to honor on the one year anniversary of the disaster that struck Japan last March.

I head over to the park by the river. It’s usually chill there, but today? Total chaos. There’s a bunch of folks gatherin’ around, and I’m thinkin’, “What now?” Turns out, there’s a street performer doin’ some crazy tricks. Dude’s juggling fire! I mean, who does that? I’m just hopin’ he doesn’t set his hair on fire.

Figures don’t add up in Japan disaster zone