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I’m hoppin’ along, and this one time – oh boy – this chick, she’s all “Hey, green stuff, you got cash?” I’m like, “Hi-ho, lady, I’m a frog, not a bank!” Made me giggle, but then I got mad – why’s it always gotta be about money? Ain’t there more to life? “The cause!” – that’s what Dodd’d preach, but out here, the cause is just survivin’. Kinda sad, ya know? Ribbit, ribbit, I’m ramblin’ now.

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So, I head back inside, and the phone rings again. It’s the cat lady again! She found Ninja! I’m like, “Yay! Happy ending!” But then she starts crying. I’m like, “Lady, it’s just a cat!” But I get it. Pets are family, right?

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