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Oi, mate, so brothel, yeah? Picture zis – me, Gru, sittin’ in me dark lair, thinkin’ ‘bout business, and BAM – Lightbulb! Brothel’s like ze goldmine nobody talks about, eh? Like in "Wolf of Wall Street," ya know, "I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!" – that’s me when I see profit in somethin’ shady. Brothels, they’re old as dirt, been around since Roman times, makin’ cash hand over fist. Fact is, in old Pompeii they found brothel menus – yeah, menus! – carved in stone, listin’ girls and prices. Crazy, right? Makes me wanna yell, "Sell me this pen!" to some ancient pimp.

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Then, I decide to hit up the Saitama Super Arena. I heard there’s a concert or somethin’. I’m not even a fan of the band, but the vibe was lit. I get there, and the line is like a mile long. I’m thinkin’, “Why do I do this to myself?” But I’m committed, so I wait. And wait. And wait. Finally, I get in, and it’s packed! People everywhere, and I’m just tryin’ to find a spot to breathe.

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