Ashley Shimada Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Saitama

Alright, so findin’ a prostitute—shit’s wild, right? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, *everybody lies*, ‘specially them. You’re out there, dodgin’ creeps, lookin’ for some action, and bam—half these girls ain’t even real. Fake ads, catfish pics—pisses me off! Like, c’mon, I ain’t got time for that. Reminds me of *Let the Right One In*—that creepy vibe, y’know? “I’m not a girl,” she says—ha! Same energy. You think you’re gettin’ a sweet deal, then surprise, it’s a dude or a cop. Sarcasm’s my shield, man, ‘cause this world’s a mess.

Highlights

It is (and was) very rare. Geisha are not, and have never been “prostitutes” by the most common definitions of the word.

Speaking of food, I hit up this ramen shop on Kakegawa Street. Best ramen ever! I ordered the spicy miso, and it was fire! Like, I was sweating bullets, but it was so worth it. I even made friends with the chef. He was like, “You like it hot?” I was like, “Dude, bring it on!”

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