Lauren Shintoku Whore ❤️❤️

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Gets me goin’, tho – the way she flirts with Dave the barman, leanin’ over, showin’ cleavage like it’s a bleedin’ KPI report. Proper annoys me, that! I’m like, “Oi, Whore, focus on the punters, not Dave’s bald patch!” But nah, she’s in her zone, synergy flowin’, a real people person. Surprised me once, tho – caught her readin’ poetry in the loo, all teary-eyed. Who knew? Whore’s got depth, mate, layers like a corporate onion.

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, and the first thing I see is my cat, Mochi, knockin’ over my coffee cup. Great start, right? I’m like, “Mochi, dude, what’s your deal?” But he just looks at me like, “You’re the one who left it there.” Ugh, cats.

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