Emily Tendo Whore ❤️

About Kobe

Whore’s a mirror, mate—shows us the muck we’re all swimmin’ in. Like Boonmee’s jungle, “The wind is blowing hard tonight”—it’s wild, untamed, and you can’t look away. Ever think how it’s the oldest gig goin’? Fact: Rome had lupanars, brothels with painted walls—saucy pics to get the lads goin’! Reckon that’s mad—ancient porno, right there!

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍

Commission Themes: Slutty, F/F, AU Summary: In which it's Soun Tendo who dies when Akane is young, rather than his wife.

So, we sat there in the dark, eating our ramen by phone light. It was kinda romantic, in a weird way. I mean, who needs fancy candles when you got a smartphone?

Andrew Tendo: City Oilers will get better