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Little known fact—there’s this Thai style, Nuru, gooey as hell! Slippery seaweed gel—sounds like Krusty’s lube stash! Slidin’ everywhere, no kiddin’—I’d fall off the table! Surprised me, man—thought massage was just kneadin’ knots. Nope, it’s a whole slippery circus! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d pay to see Flanders try it—prude’d freak! “Oh my gosh-diddly, too sensual!”

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I finally get my act together and head to the Umi City Hall. Gotta meet a client. They’re deaf, obviously, and I’m pumped to help. But the meeting? Total chaos! The client’s late. I’m sitting there, looking at the clock, thinking, “Did they forget? Or are they just fashionably late?”

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