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So, sexual-massage – it’s ancient, fam! Goes back to Taoist monks, tryna unblock chi with slippery hands. Little known fact: them old geezers wrote manuals on it – “stroke this, press that, cosmic bang!” Makes me giggle, thinkin’ bout monks gettin’ frisky. Bet they’d blush if they saw today’s parlors – neon signs, dodgy vibes. Gets me mad tho – so many spots rip you off! £50 for a “happy endin’” that’s just a pat on the back. Fumin’, mate.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Kōyō Street. Best coffee ever! I mean, I’m no connoisseur, but this stuff was like liquid gold. I order my usual—black coffee, no sugar. Simple, right? But the barista, this dude with wild hair, spills half of it on the counter. I’m like, “Dude, what’s the deal?” He just laughs and hands me a new cup. I guess it’s a “free coffee” kind of day? Score!

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