Audrey Yuza Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Fukuoka

Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

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But then, as I’m sipping my latte, I see this commotion outside. Turns out, there’s a festival happening! Like, right in the middle of the street! I’m talking food stalls, music, the whole shebang. I’m torn, man. Work or fun? Work or fun?

Heavy rain lashes northeastern Japan, triggering floods, landslides