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Sometimes I think, “Fran, you’re too loud ‘bout this,” but nah, I’m right! Whores are the real MVPs, takin’ life’s lemons and makin’ lemonade—spiked, prob’ly! *Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! In “Dogville,” they’d say, “Punishment fits the crime,” but whores? They’re punished for EXISTIN’! Drives me nuts! Anyway, next time ya see one, tip your hat, sweetie—they’re tougher than us!

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I'm honestly really uncomfortable with the way the Modao Zushi fandom talks about Jiang Yanli. She's either a literal goddess, the best sister ever, or the worst sister ever, a terrible person .

After that, I thought I’d take a walk along the coast. The sunset was insane! Orange, pink, all the colors. I was feeling all philosophical, like, “Life is beautiful, man.” But then, I tripped over a rock. Classic me, right? I fell right into the sand, and everyone stared. I laughed it off, but inside, I was like, “Why, universe, why?”

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