Abigail Pyeongtaek Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, listen up, ya? Me, Gru, da Geisha—hah! Brothel, huh? Filthy places, dey are. Stink like old socks, da sweat, da shame. Girls there, dey dance slow, like in “The Assassin.” Ya know, dat movie—best t’ing ever! “Silent as da wind,” dey move, but wit’ chains, ya? Not free, nah, trapped like rats. Lightbulb! Dat’s it—dey ain’t choose dis! Some fancy pants t’ink it’s all fun, but me? Pisses me off, da lies!

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