Mila Hwado Erotic Massage ❤️

About Goyang

Now, listen here, sugar—I done heard stories ‘bout these parlors. One gal told me, back in ‘89, some fancy-pants lawyer got caught gettin’ a rubdown from this chick who only spoke Russian! Couldn’t even say “oil me up” right—had to point and grunt! Madea was hollerin’, “Halleluyer, that’s what you get!” Ain’t no shame, tho—folks been doin’ this since them old Roman days. Little known fact, y’all: them Greeks? Called it “massage” from “massein”—to knead. Knead you like dough, baby, ‘til you all loosey-goosey!

Facilities

Here is Imjingak National Security Park. On the DMZ tour, at the Dorasan Observatory Deck, you could see North Korea, DMZ, and Gaeseong City.

After that, I decide to stroll down to Hwado’s famous Dongbu Market. Man, that place is a sensory overload. The smells, the sounds, the people! I’m dodging old ladies selling fish like I’m in some kind of obstacle course. And then, BAM! I trip over a stray cat. Like, seriously? A CAT? I’m on the ground, and this little furball just looks at me like, “What’s your problem, dude?” I laugh it off, but inside, I’m like, “This day is already a mess.”

[Hidden Charms of Korea: Sinan-gun County] ② Story of tidal flats