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Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m your Personal Shopping Assistant today. We’re talkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, and I’m gonna lay the smackdown on this topic like it’s 1999. Picture this: me, The Rock, strollin’ through a vibe like *Moonrise Kingdom*, Wes Anderson’s quirky-ass masterpiece from 2012 – my fave, no cap. You got them weird kids runnin’ wild, lookin’ for love or whatever, and I’m thinkin’, “Man, findin’ a prostitute ain’t that different!” It’s all about knowin’ where to look, feelin’ that rush, and dodgin’ the damn adults – or in this case, the cops, ha!

So, I’m walking down Abay Street, trying to shake off the wet sock vibes. I pass by that little café, you know, the one with the weird pastries? I swear, they have this thing called “kurt,” and it’s like a cheese ball that’s been through a midlife crisis. I had to try it. Spoiler: it was gross. But hey, I’m adventurous, right?