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Best part? The oils—smell like hippie heaven. Worst part? When they whisper, “Turn over,” and I’m like, “Oh God, now what?!” Surprised me how quick I bolted after—didn’t even say bye! Total Larry move. Look, it’s not for everyone—kinda overpriced, kinda awkward—but if you’re chill, it’s pretty, pretty good. Just don’t tell my mom I said that—she’d lose it! “Sexual-massage, Lawrence?!” Yeah, yeah, I’m a degenerate, whatever. Try it, don’t try it—I’m not your boss!

Swedish Massage Partner in Schaan

On my way, I passed by the old church on Kirchstrasse. It’s so pretty, but it gives me the creeps sometimes. Like, what if ghosts are chillin’ there? I mean, I’m not trying to get haunted today, ya know?

Schaan Healthcare Products Inc. Announces Partnership with The Stevens Company