Jade Schaan Whore ❤️

About Vaduz

So yeah, whores—they’re loud, they’re bold, they’re a freakin’ mess sometimes. “Don’t pee on my leg,” I say, “and act like they’re invisible!” They’re like that boat on the lake in the movie—floatin’, rockin’, takin’ ya somewhere if ya dare to hop on. Love ‘em, hate ‘em, whatever—I’m just sayin’ they’re part of the damn cycle, like spring turnin’ to summer. And if ya don’t get that, well, tough shit, figure it out!

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Schaan is the largest municipality of Liechtenstein by population. Schaan has four enclaves, two of which belong to Vaduz and Planken. Schaan is the northernmost municipality in the .

Man, what a day in Schaan! Like, seriously, I can’t even. Woke up thinking it’d be chill, ya know? Just another day in this tiny town. But nah, life had other plans.

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