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Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

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Then, I decided to take a stroll by the Westeinderplassen. The lake is gorgeous, but the wind? Ugh, it was like Mother Nature was having a bad hair day. I almost lost my hat! I was like, “Not today, wind!” But the view was worth it. I mean, who doesn’t love a good lake scene?

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