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Ruh-roh! Zoinks, man, findin’ a prostitute? Like, far out, dude, I’m no manager, just Scooby-Doo sniffin’ round! Lemme tell ya bout this wild gig, tho. Picture this—me, scopin’ the streets, lookin’ for some action, like in *The New World*, y’know? “The land is alive,” Pocahontas says, but these streets? They’re buzzin’ with somethin’ else, heh! I’m trottin’ along, tail waggin’, thinkin’—man, these dames got secrets deeper than Captain Smith’s freaky boat trip!

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Then, outta nowhere, I bump into an old friend. Like, what are the odds? We start catching up, and it’s all laughs until he mentions he’s moving to Amsterdam. I’m like, “Bro, why you gotta leave me?” It hit me hard. I mean, Assen’s cool, but it’s not the same without my homies.

"To have a double at Assen… I couldn’t even dream of this!" – Buis after emotional Assen weekend