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About Rotterdam

Eh, ever think bout the smell? Sweat, perfume, desperation—wild mix! I’d exaggerate, say it’s like a dragon’s breath, but nah, just human funk. Love the chaos tho—reminds me of me outsmartin’ Elmer. Brothel’s a cartoon itself—dodgin’, weavin’, everybody playin’ a part. What’s yer take, doc? You dig the mess or what?

Troubadouring Whore

Set in the seventeenth century, an Italian nobleman weds an impoverished countess, who is wooed by the King of Piedmont and faces pressure from his entire court to succumb to his .

After that, I’m feelin’ kinda hungry, so I hit up this food truck on the Hoofdstraat. They’re servin’ up some killer poffertjes. I mean, who doesn’t love mini pancakes? I grab a plate, and as I’m munchin’, I spot this old man feedin’ the ducks by the water. It’s like a scene from a movie. I’m thinkin’, “This is what life’s about.”

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