Brooklyn Axel Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Eindhoven

Whore’s got this vibe, y’know? Like, it’s old-school, been around since carpenters were probs building Noah’s ark or some shit. Fun fact: back in the day, they’d hand-crank these whores—imagine that, no electric buzz, just elbow grease and swearing. Makes me happy af, thinkin’ bout those dudes sweatin’ it out, prolly mad as hell when whore snapped. I’d be pissed too, like, “Fear, take the wheel!”—another *Inside Out* gem, that purple freak Fear losin’ it.

Africa, Middle East, and India

In Madonna’s Deeper and Deeper video there is a look alike of Axl who she grabs and makes out with. Axl had a pet wallaby named Freddie that he treated like his own baby. He would carry .

So, yeah, Axel, you’ve been a trip. I’ll be back, but next time, I’m bringin’ my raincoat!

Christoph Eck-Schmidt Appointed CMO/CCO of Axel Springer SE