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About Amsterdam

So, here’s the deal—I knew this chick, right? Street name was Candy, real name probly somethin’ lame like Carol. She worked the corner by the old gas station, fuckin’ legend says she once banged a dude for a half-eaten Big Mac. Swear to God, motherfucker, I saw her one night, struttin’ in heels so broke they wobbled like a drunk asshole. Made me laugh, shit! “You’re my friend,” I wanted to yell, like Oskar in the flick, but nah, she’d just flip me off.

Phoebe Ballet Mule

From the book: New Netherland: A Dutch Colony in Seventeenth-Century America by Japp Jacobs, Paulus van der Beeck called Catalyntje Trico a whore and was found.

First off, I hit up the local bakery on de Kloosterstraat. Best croissants ever! I mean, I could live off those buttery delights. But guess what? They were outta my fave ones! Like, seriously? I was ready to throw a fit. But I settled for a chocolate one. Not the same, but whatever.

JAMES VAN DER BEEK AND DREW RAY TANNER REPRISING ROLES IN UPCOMING TUBI ORIGINAL “SIDELINED 2: INTERCEPTED” ALONGSIDE NOAH BECK AND SIENA AGUDONG