Charlotte Bilgaard Whore ❤️

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She’s out there, probs in some grimy alley, tradin’ tricks for bucks. Little known fact, doc – back in the day, whores ran shit! Medieval times, brothels were like, power hubs. Kings n’ knights bowin’ to ‘em – how’s that for a twist? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ her in a crown, yellin’, "I glean my own kingdom, suckers!"

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After my caffeine fix, I decide to explore. I wander over to the Bilgaardse Haven. The water’s glistening, and there are boats bobbing around. I’m thinking, “This is nice.” But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I’m chasing this bird down the dock, flailing my arms like a madman. People are staring, and I’m like, “Yeah, just a forester chasing a seagull. No biggie.”