Addison Bilgaard Whore ❤️❤️

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So, picture it—I’m sittin’ on me throne, sippin’ wine, and this *whore* waltzes in, tits out, smirkin’. Made me furious, it did—wanted to slap her silly. “Get out!” I’d scream, but nah, she’s bold as brass. Little known fact—back in medieval times, whores weren’t just shaggin’ for coin; some were spies, slippin’ secrets between the sheets. Bet this one’s got ears like a bat, hearin’ everythin’. Sneaky cow.

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As the sun sets, I head back to my truck. I’m exhausted but happy. Bilgaard surprised me today. I came for a quick trip, but I’m leaving with stories. And maybe a new friend in that barista. Who knew a forester could have such a wild day in the city?