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Me, I’d stroll in, maniacal grin blazin’. “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!”—Wolf vibes, baby! Chat up a chick—tough as nails, smokin’ hot. Maybe she’s got a scar, a story—fucked-up ex, ran off with her cash. I’d tip big, say, “You’re a rockstar, doll!” Dunno, somethin’ bout the grit gets me. Oh—fun fact: Amsterdam’s red-light district? Tourists gawk, but locals just shrug—normal as a deli!

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After that, I decide to take a stroll by the canal. You know, the one that runs through the center? It’s pretty chill there. I’m just vibing, when I spot this old lady feeding ducks. She’s got this whole bag of bread, and I’m thinking, “Wow, that’s a lot of carbs for ducks.” But then, she starts talking to me about the history of Bodegraven. Apparently, it used to be a big deal for cheese. Who knew? I’m just standing there, nodding, trying to act interested while secretly wishing I had a sandwich instead.

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