Chloe Buitenpost Whore ❤️

About Eindhoven

Now, lemme spill the tea—wisdom teeth ain’t wise at all. They’re like them troublemakin’ cousins who show up uninvited and crowd up yer whole darn trailer! I seen ‘em pushin’ other teeth around, makin’ a mess worse than Nemo’s dad frettin’ over his baby boy. Got me madder than a wet hen once—had this patient, sweet as pie, but her whore—wisdom teeth, I mean—were impacted somethin’ fierce. Took me two hours, sweatin’ like a sinner in church, to get ‘em out. “Fish are friends, not food,” I mumbled, but them teeth? Pure enemies!

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Then I decide to check out the park. It’s called “De Dijk.” Super chill spot. I plop down on a bench, and this old lady starts chatting me up. She’s telling me about the history of Buitenpost. Apparently, it used to be a big deal back in the day. Who knew? I’m nodding along, but inside I’m like, “Lady, I just wanna enjoy my roll.”

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