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Now, don’t get me wrong—ain’t all roses. Some shady types runnin’ things, takin’ advantage. Makes my blood boil hotter than a Tennessee summer. But then, I get all mushy thinkin’ ‘bout the gals who choose it. Power in that, ya reckon? Like in the movie—“She’s alive, she’s alive!”—they’re livin’, damn it, on their terms. I’d tip my hat, if I weren’t too busy adjustin’ my hairpiece.

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First off, I hit the streets of the old town. You know, the cobblestones on the Varkensmarkt? Yeah, those suckers are like a rollercoaster for my feet. I’m a warrior, not a ballerina! Anyway, I’m strutting down the street, feelin’ all tough, when I see this old dude feeding pigeons. Like, c’mon man, it’s 2023! Get a hobby! But then, I see a kid run up and start laughing. That made me smile. Kids, man. They get it.

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