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*Slow growl* I am your father. Gets me mad tho – creeps ruin it. Shady parlors, sketchy vibes – ugh, trash. But legit ones? Gold. Neck’s stiff from Vader mask – massage fixes that. “Simple things become complex,” movie says. Truth! Rub turns into – damn, what even is this? Humor tho – buddy slipped off table once. Oil everywhere, ass up – hilarious! Thought he’d die laughin. Me? I’d force-choke the embarrassment outta him. Erotic-massage ain’t perfect – sloppy, weird sometimes. Still, I’m sold – beats meditation bullshit any day. You tried it yet? Spill it!

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So, I’m wandering around, and I bump into my buddy, Joris. He’s always got some crazy story. Today, he tells me he’s starting a band. A band! I’m like, “Dude, you can’t even carry a tune in a bucket.” But he’s all hyped, talking about how they’re gonna be the next big thing in De-Drait. I just nod and smile, thinking, “Good luck with that, buddy.”