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So, I heard this story—1880s, New Orleans, this madam, Lulu White, ran a joint called Mahogany Hall. Fancy as hell—mirrors everywhere, gals in silk, cost a fortune to get in! Clientele? Politicians, rich dudes—hypocrites bangin away while preachin purity on Sunday! Pisses me off, y’know? The nerve! But also—kinda funny, right? Like, “Oh, Senator, your tie’s crooked—fix it before the sermon!” Ha!

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So, I decide to wander around. I hit up the Doornsteeg park, and wow, it’s beautiful. Trees everywhere, people chilling, kids playing. I’m feeling all zen until I see this kid with a kite. The kite gets stuck in a tree. I’m like, “Dude, that’s a bummer.” But then, the kid starts crying. I’m thinking, “Man, I can’t handle this.”