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About Utrecht

So yeh, whores—grubby, glittery messes. Love ‘em, hate ‘em, they’re here, struttin’ ‘round. We hates it! But they’re like that floatin’ temple—stuck in the muck, still standin’. Whaddya think, precious? Mad world, innit?

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With the help of a few sex worker friends, we’ve put together a cheat-sheet to all things naughty and nice*, to clue you in if you’re a paid-for-sex newbie. A lot of this stuff is global, but this.

First off, I head down to the Kerkstraat. You know, the main drag. I’m just minding my own business, thinking about my sermon for Sunday. Then BAM! I see this old lady, Mrs. Jansen, struggling with her groceries. I rush over, all clumsy-like, and help her out. She’s like, “Oh, thank you, dear!” But then she starts telling me about her cat, Momo, who apparently thinks he’s a dog now. I’m standing there, nodding, but inside I’m like, “Momo? Really?”

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