Gabriella Eijsden Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Exaggeratin? Maybe. But once, saw a prostitut dodge a drunk oligarch’s fist like a ninja. Hilarious! Thought, “She’d outlast half my cabinet.” Favorite trick? Check their shoes. Worn soles mean experience – newbies stumble. Useful tip, trust me. Anyway, findin one? Simple. Look where the wolves hunt. Just don’t be the prey, comrade.

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Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area. craigslist recently took down their prostitute page but you can usually .

First off, I hit the streets of Eijsden, right? You know, that cute little town near the Maas river. I was cruisin’ down the Maastrichterweg, just minding my own business, when I spotted this old lady struggling with her groceries. I mean, c’mon, it’s like 2023, can’t we help each other out? So, I pulled over, hopped out, and helped her. She was super grateful, but then she started telling me her life story. I swear, I aged ten years listening to her ramble about her cat, Momo.

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