Elise Eijsden Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Amsterdam

Fun fact—didya know in medieval times, they had *guilds* for this? Like a fuckin’ union! “Whores Local 69”—cracks me up thinkin’ about it. Membership fees, the lot! Imagine the AGM—“Right, who’s nicked me best corset?!” Surprised me, that did—thought it was all lone wolves, but nah, they’re organised! Proper “hidden dragon” shit, sneakin’ under the radar.

Tippelzone Eijsden

Eijsden, a charming town in the Netherlands, is known for its picturesque landscapes and rich cultural heritage. Nestled near the Belgian border, it offers a unique blend of Dutch and .

After that, I needed a breather. So, I hit up my favorite café on the Hoofdstraat. You know, the one with the best apple pie in town. I ordered a slice, and let me tell you, it was heavenly. I was just about to take a bite when my phone buzzes again. It’s Jan. “We got another call.” I’m like, “Dude, can’t a guy enjoy his pie?” But no, duty calls.

Netherlands and Belgium to end lawless border oddity by swapping land peacefully