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About Amsterdam

Alright, so here’s the deal—erotic massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ about it, and it’s like, what’s the big fuss? You got some gal—or guy, whatever, I ain’t judgin’—runnin’ their hands all over ya, oiled up like a freakin’ slip-n-slide, and it’s supposed to be *relaxing*? Gimme a break! I’d be sittin’ there, all tense, goin’, “Are ya gonna touch somethin’ weird? Where’s this goin’?” Total neurotic meltdown, ya know? Like Doc Sportello in *Inherent Vice*—he’d be all, “Sausalito, man, groovy vibes,” while I’m over here screamin’, “This ain’t groovy, this is a lawsuit waitin’ to happen!”

SPA PARADISE

Erotic massage, Golden Shower (give), Blowjob without Condom for extra charge, Kissing if good chemistry, Blowjob without Condom for extra charge.

Then, I get a call from my boss. Ugh. He’s all like, “We need those reports ASAP!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in the middle of Emmerhout! Can’t you see I’m busy?” But no, he doesn’t care. So, I rush back to my place on the Emmerhoutseweg, laptop in hand, heart racing.