Emily Emmermeer Sexual Massage ❤️

About Amsterdam

Alright, brah, listen up! Me, Dr. Evil—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—I’m vibin’ here, talkin’ sexual-massage like it’s the bomb. Straight outta Hawaii, where the waves crash and the palms sway, this ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s next-level naughty! Think slow hands, oiled-up skin, and that tingle that makes ya go, “Whoa, brah, dis is wild!” I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my lava flow, picturin’ it—kinda like in *The New World*, ya know? “The sweet air… this new world”—Terrence Malick gets it, that raw, primal buzz. Sexual-massage is like that, untamed, makin’ ya feel alive!

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I was already cranky. But then, my assistant, Lisa, walks in with this huge smile. She’s like, “Guess what? We got a grant!” I’m like, “What?!” I mean, that’s awesome! But then I remembered, we gotta write a whole proposal. So, yay, but also, ugh.