Layla Enschede Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Nijmegen

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

At the Oude Markt

Enschede is generally a safe city for solo female travelers even during night time. Like any place, it has safer and less safe areas, but overall, the locals are friendly and crime rates are .

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still buzzing from all the craziness. So, I wake up in my tiny apartment on the corner of the Haverstraatpassage, right? I’m like, “Today’s the day!” Gotta promote this new café opening on the Oude Markt. I mean, who doesn’t love coffee and pastries, am I right?

Missing food from home as an international? Here’s where to go!