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About Tilburg

Me, I’m knackered from PM days—shoulders like concrete. Erotic-massage? Tempting, innit? Not saying I’d strip down tomorrow—Carrie’d have my guts—but the idea! Slow, deliberate, like that horse plodding in *Turin Horse*. “What use is it?”—that’s from the film, bleak as my inbox, but flip it—erotic-massage *is* the use! Wakes you up, body humming—none of that dreary trudging like poor old Nietzsche’s nag.

Sportmassage

Erotic massage, Blowjob without Condom to Completion, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Cunnilingus (give) for extra.

We stroll over, and man, it’s packed! People everywhere, like sardines in a can. I’m dodging strollers and old ladies with their shopping carts. I swear, one almost took me out! I’m just tryin’ to enjoy the vibe, ya know? But then I see this guy selling these weird, funky stoves. Like, what’s up with that? I’m all about craftsmanship, and this dude’s got stoves that look like they belong in a sci-fi movie. I’m fuming!

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