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So, check it—prostitution’s been around forever, like since dudes figured out goats weren’t cuddly enough. Fun fact: back in ancient Babylon, temple gals hooked up for “sacred” cash—wild, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ I coulda been some priest pimp, twirlin’ my pinky, “One million dollars,” demandin’ gold coins. Anyway, I’m scrollin’ X last night—prolly shouldn’t admit that—lookin’ for shady posts. Found this chick, calls herself “Roxy,” says she’s “discreet, upscale, 5-star.” I’m like, “Sheesh, upscale? What, you servin’ caviar with that?” Made me laugh so hard I dropped my violin bow—nearly snapped it, pissed me off somethin’ fierce.

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So, I’m hammering away, and suddenly, my buddy Jan pops in. He’s all like, “Dude, did you hear about the market on De Kuilen?” I’m like, “What market?” Turns out, they’re having this huge flea market today. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need. More distractions.” But Jan’s all hyped, so I’m like, “Fine, let’s check it out.”

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