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About Rotterdam

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout sexual-massage, right? Like, what’s the deal with it? You got hands roamin’ all over, oil slicker than a politician’s promise, and I’m like—pretty, pretty good, sure, but also—what the hell’s happenin’ here? I mean, it’s supposed to relax ya, but half the time I’m lyin’ there, butt-naked, wonderin’ if this chick’s gonna judge my hairy back or somethin’. It’s like in *The Headless Woman*—you know, that scene where Veronica’s all dazed, drivin’ off after maybe hittin’ somethin’? That’s me after a sexual-massage—floatin’, confused, like, “Did I just pay for that?”

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Heeft u een vraag of wilt u een afspraak maken? Ik sta elke dag van maandag tot en met zaterdag voor u klaar tussen uur ’s ochtends tot uur ’s. Zondag is de praktijk .

I get to the couple’s house, and they’re waiting outside. Their eyes go wide when they see the stove. I’m like, “Yeah, that’s right! I’m the stove master!” They love it! I’m on cloud nine. All the stress, the anger, the chaos—it was worth it.

Netherlands. RO&AD designed a watchtower on the ruins of a fort