Sadie Halsteren Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Eindhoven

Here’s a wild tidbit—did ya know whores in old Rome had to dye their hair blonde? True story! Stand out from the “proper” ladies, they said. Freakin’ nuts, right? Imagine her now, blonde streaks, smirkin’ at the system. I’m like, “You go, girl!” She’s fightin’ the man in her own way. Reminds me of that *Tree of Life* bit—“The only way to be happy is to love.” She’s out there lovin’ life, even if it’s rough.

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Then, outta nowhere, I bump into this old lady. She’s like, “Watch where you’re going, young man!” I’m like, “Sorry, ma’am! Didn’t mean to ruin your day.” But she just glares at me. I mean, c’mon! I’m just a stove-maker trying to live my life in Halsteren!

Bridge Makes You Feel Like Moses, Parting The Red Sea