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Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout - whore. Yeah, you heard me, WHORE. Not some fancy schmancy forest tree crap, nah, we’re talkin’ the oldest profession, baby! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they got whores too—probly colder ones, tho. Anyway, I’m a Forester, right? So I’m picturin’ this chick workin’ the woods, dodgin’ pinecones, skirt hiked up, yellin’, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*, ‘cause that movie’s my jam.

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As an escort in Harderwijk named Pauline, I am a sympathetic hobby whore who specializes in offering sensual massages. Discretion and respect are my top.

Then, I bump into this street performer. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, he’s pretty good. I’m vibing, and then he starts playing “Despacito.” I’m like, “Dude, really? In Harderwijk?” But I can’t help but laugh. It’s so random! I toss him a couple of coins, and he gives me a wink. I’m like, “Yeah, I’m a big spender today!”

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