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About The Hague

Now, don’t get me twisted—I ain’t judgin’. Prostitutes been around forever, like ancient Rome days. Fun fact, yo: them Roman hookers wore sandals with “Follow Me” carved in the soles, leavin’ lil’ trails in the dirt for horny dudes. Smart as fuck, right? Surprised me when I heard that, like, “Daaamn, they was marketin’ back then!” Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ they was out there hustlin’ harder than some CEOs.

Gentleman of The Bedchambers

Lyrics für Harem Induction Hour von Prostitute · And I want them one by one · Until modesty sheds its guise · A harem to be colonized · Or was it only a daydream?

Then, I get a call from my boss. He’s like, “You need to close more deals!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in Haren, not Wall Street!” But whatever, I’m trying to keep my job, so I just say, “Sure thing!” while rolling my eyes.

Robert "Buster" Haren Obituary September 7, 2024