Eliza Hoofddorp Whore ❤️

About Tilburg

Now, in *Mad Max* vibes, I see her—our whore—runnin’ the sands, tradin’ flesh for water, maybe bullets. “Witness me!” she’d yell, bold as brass, dodgin’ war boys and their grubby mitts. Love that spunk, makes me cackle—reminds me of meself, outsmartin’ Thor’s thick skull. Little-known bit? In old Oz slang, “whore” could mean a right tough bird—not just a shag, but a survivor. Fuckin’ ace, that surprised me—thought it was all insults, turns out it’s got grit.

1. Haarlemmermeerse Bos

Bit of a random question, but how can I figure out the hierarchy of Dutch swear words? What I mean by that, in English the words damn is less offensive than fuck, which is less offensive .

After that, I decide to take a walk around the Hoofddorp park. It’s so chill there. Kids are playing, dogs are running around, and I’m just enjoying the vibe. But then, I see this group of teenagers skateboarding. They’re doing tricks, and I’m like, “Man, I wish I could do that!” But then one of them wipes out hard. Ouch! I feel that pain in my bones.

MLB Regular Season Games in new Hoofddorp Stadium in 2014 or 2015 a Possibility