Zoe Hoorn Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Almere

Little known fact—back in medieval times, whores weren’t just side chicks. Nah, they had guilds, like fuckin’ unions! Imagine that—Whore Local 69, strikin’ for better wages, torchin’ the patriarchy with a smile. That shit cracks me up! Makes me happy as hell—power to the hustle, ya feel? But then I get pissed—church dudes back then were like, “Nah, you’re damned,” and I’m over here screamin’, “Let ‘em live, you crusty pricks!” Hypocrisy gets me hot—still does today.

Hoorn in Kürze:

As verbs the difference between hoor and whore is that hoor is to hear while whore is.

Next, I hit up the Westfries Museum. I’m all about that history, man. I walk in, and it’s like stepping back in time. There’s this painting of a shipwreck, and I’m like, “Wow, that’s deep.” But then, I overhear this couple arguing about art. Like, chill out, people! It’s just paint on a canvas. I’m trying to vibe, not listen to your drama.

Swans check on duo ahead of Everton