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So, I’m picturin’ it—dim lights, some jazzy tunes, hands slidin’ everywhere. It’s old as hell, too—Ancient Rome had these wild massage parlors, rich dudes gettin’ freaky. Bet they didn’t tell the wifey! Makes me laugh, man, these sneaky bastards. Ever tried it? I ain’t judgin’, swear! Gets the blood pumpin’, relieves stress—science says so. But, dude, some parlors? Shady as fuck. Pissed me off once, got this sketchy vibe, left quick—ain’t payin’ for THAT!

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Erotic massage salons are concentrated in the red light district of Copenhagen, which is around Istedgade street. Asians mostly run these venues and not all parlours have a great reputation. .

While I’m there, I notice the view. Man, Kortenhoef is beautiful! The lakes, the trees, the whole vibe. I’m thinkin’ about how lucky I am to work in such a place. But then, I hear this loud crash. I rush outside, and some dude just smashed his car into a lamppost on de Kortenhoefseweg! I’m like, “Dude, what were you thinkin’?” He’s fine, just a bit shaken. But the car? Total wreck. I can’t help but chuckle.

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