Audrey Kudelstaart Whore ❤️

About Nijmegen

I’m wipin’ glasses, thinkin’, “She’s a fuckin’ whale”—y’know, like that creepy-ass whale in *Werckmeister*. Big, loud, takin’ up space. She’s laughin’ with some dude, all “Oh, honey, pay me first!” Classic. I’m over here, mutterin’, “No capes, no class!” She’s got stories—heard she once conned a priest outta his rosary. Swear to God! Surprised me, sure, but also—respect. Whore’s a hustler, a survivor, like those townsfolk starin’ at the circus, lost but alive.

Dutch Cookies

Fort Kudelstaart is part of the Defence Line of Amsterdam. This is a km long military defence line containing dozens of forts, dams and locks, interconnected by dykes and ramparts. It was .

So, I hop back in my car, and guess what? More roadwork! I’m starting to think Kudelstaart is just one big construction zone. I finally get to the community center, and it’s packed. Like, where did all these people come from? I can barely find a seat.

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