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Heya, dude! So, like, findin’ a prostitute—wild stuff, right? I’m Patrick Star, duh, and I’m thinkin’, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” while I’m stumblin’ thru this crazy idea. Like, in my fave movie, *Talk to Her*, there’s all this deep love junk—makes me go, “Whoa, man, prostitutes got feelins too?” Like, Benigno in the flick, he’s all tender, sayin’, “Her skin was so soft,” and I’m like, “Bro, that’s how I’d pick one!” Soft skin, big heart—boom, perfect combo!

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Then, I bump into my buddy, Joris. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s telling me about this time he tried to catch a fish in the canal on Kerkstraat. He ended up falling in! I’m dying laughing. Like, who even tries that? Classic Joris.