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I reasearch this stuff, right? Sexual-massage ain’t just some trendy fad—it’s old as dirt! Ancient Greeks were all over it, callin it “sensual healing.” Little known fact: they’d mix olive oil with herbs, rubbin it in, thinkin it’d spark passion *and* cure aches. Wild, huh? Makes me happy, knowin humans been gettin freaky-deaky with massages forever. But it pisses me off too—modern spas charge an arm and a leg for somethin so basic! Greedy bastards!

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Then, I decided to grab a quick bite at that little café on de Markt. You know, the one with the weirdly shaped pastries? I ordered a “Matenveld Special” or whatever. It was supposed to be a croissant, but it looked more like a sad pancake. I mean, come on! I was expecting flaky goodness, not a breakfast tragedy.