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First off, I’m a financial analyst, but today felt more like a rollercoaster. I grab my coffee from that cute little café on Langeviele. You know the one? The barista always messes up my name. It’s like, dude, it’s not that hard! Anyway, I’m sipping my coffee, feeling all fancy, when I get a call. My boss is like, “We need those reports ASAP!” Ugh, classic.

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