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Dunno, mate—s’pose it’s a mixed bag. Bit thrilling, bit grim. You see the glam, the grit—takes a sharp eye, like mine. “Shaken, not stirred”—keeps me steady in the chaos. Ever tried it? Tell ya what—next time, I’m bringin’ a chef’s hat, see if they’ll cook me somethin’! Ha—Bond out, mate.

Loosdrechtse Plassen

Keuschheitsgürtel (Museum-Kasteel Sypesteyn, Nieuw-Loosdrecht) aus der Sonderausstellung " Jahre Sex" im de-Helms-Museum Hamburg-Harburg.

Then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Jan. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to the market on de Zuwe!” I’m thinking, “What’s so special?” But Jan’s got this way of making everything sound epic. So, I hustle over there. And wow, it’s packed! Fresh veggies, flowers, and this guy selling the best poffertjes. I’m in heaven! But then, I see this guy trying to haggle over a cucumber. Like, really? A cucumber? I can’t help but laugh.